There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Teddy bears
White people...
Garage door cover
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Put the eldery in prison
Your dad just won the internet
Buy a boat/jet
Suddenly, a tomato
Inspiration
Stormtrooper PC
A gun in a movie