Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Eating noodles out of beard
This heater
Give him some money
Poor Santa
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
Still poor
I have no idea what I'm doing
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Really cute story
I work at the pet store
My pen is huge, T-shirt