Babe, I'm on my period
A fat time
You have 3 unread messages
Friendzone all the girls
Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?
Donald Trump's hair
Kill it before it lays eggs
Drunk Halloween pumpkins
Dammit Ms. Frizzle
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
It's called cash
Doge in space