Ninja cars
Dear Batman
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Beep beep motherf**kers
I don't always like to cuddle
WTF beaver
I couldn't sleep last night
Que - Wat?
Pimp Vader
This toasts bread while you are slicing it