Lost iPod Touch
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.
#Schwag Hitler
Beware of the dog
If I had one hour to live
Bad days
How I see arguments on the internet between religious people and atheists
Real men have curves
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
Monsters in the car. What seems to be the problem, officer?
I'll give you the D later
Christmas doge