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I can fly
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Talk to your cat about Hitler. Or someone else will.
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Boom
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I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half
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50 degrees in Florida vs. 50 degrees in Michigan
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Dog in tights
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Art of seduction
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Why?
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I'm gonna exercise this summer
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Longcats. Black and White.
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When you tell a girl she is pretty