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Nearly lost my phone
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Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
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Bike thief
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I still miss my last husband, he was delicious
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We've lost
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I think my cat is mocking me
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I will say something about her beautiful hair
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If you remember this, you are lying
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When a friend offers you a cookie
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Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
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Magestic as hell
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Go drunk you are home