Eating noodles out of beard
I have no idea what I'm doing
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Still poor
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
Poor Santa
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
I work at the pet store
Give him some money
My pen is huge, T-shirt
Really cute story