I don't always use psychedelics
I choose you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
I wish I could sleep
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Johnny and Marissa
SWAG
New rubik's cube
USA football team.
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Don't do it
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you