I choose you
Troll cat
Johnny and Marissa
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
SWAG
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
USA football team.
New rubik's cube
I wish I could sleep
Don't do it