Lost iPod Touch
Monsters in the car. What seems to be the problem, officer?
Google glasses. No one has a clue what I'm watching right now.
How I see arguments on the internet between religious people and atheists
#Schwag Hitler
I'll give you the D later
Beware of the dog
Christmas puppy.
Christmas doge
Dad's car
I f**k on the first date T-shirt. Bring me that child.
Two men raised Simba and he turned out fine