My pen is huge, T-shirt
Poor Santa
Give him some money
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
Eating noodles out of beard
Really cute story
If you let your family know you're good with computers
I work at the pet store
Still poor
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
I have no idea what I'm doing