Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Stupid tampon
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
I'm ready for the weekend
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Stalin in a Mario outfit
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
We got no water in the pool
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Hypnotizing
Middle Earth dress