Pizza friendship necklace
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Snoopy made it look easy
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
Facepalm cat
Feel my leg I just shaved
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherf**ker
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Sleeping
Being a Grammar Nazi
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.