Key in the lock
Checking your phone
You have been mooned
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea
You know what I mean
Kim, eat a Snickers
U may shut down mi goverment but u cant shut down mi sweg
Spring finally came real hard on your car
Grumpy cat loves your stories
I got a dig bick
Where'd you learn to drive like that?
Freddy Krueger toilet. To accelerate the process.