I bet if I was a polar bear I would have been served by now
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Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
US Government, you had one f**king job
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
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I saw you typing
Stupidity is not a disability
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