You are never too young
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Beep beep motherf**kers
WTF beaver
I couldn't sleep last night
Pimp Vader
Dear Batman
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
Ninja cars
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
I don't always like to cuddle
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