I work at the pet store
Eating noodles out of beard
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
This heater
Still poor
My pen is huge, T-shirt
I have no idea what I'm doing
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Really cute story
Give him some money
Poor Santa