SMS: I hate you
Big smoker
Your face, I like that sh*t
I am the night!
I'm at the gym
Swimming
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am
The mouse was this big.
Alice in Wonderland costume
Snoop Doge. Such rap, wow.
I love crocks?
I don't always sit in your sink, but when I do, I bath myself with the dripping faucet