Don't put your phone near the bed
When I was a kid I pulled the fire alarm
I am the hero that Gotham deserves
Hey bro, it's me, Carl, open the door
Stove fail
Flood? What flood?
My Friends vs. Me
Happy sheese grater
KFC, we finally found him
Charlie Sheen is younger than Brad Pitt
Lindsay Lohan, what is it on your leg?
Haters gonna hate. Tough guy.