I want to get invited to parties
After death
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Sexy car
Crazy T-shirt design
Pranksters on the road.
The Shining dog
You are dressed as the police car
Couch fixed