I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
Looking for movies
A good day to stay inside
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Cat sitting on his butt
USA should invade the USA
Sloth Kong
The word "car" is short for carriage.
Kid with a rod
F**k off pumpkin
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.