Cop is coming over
Hey, Wanna go to one of my concerts?
Not sure if left ear hears better or left headphone is louder
The drink of life
A place in the fridge with laptop and kitty. Perfection.
Alex the Parrot
I am innocent
Dad... I got my girlfriend pregnant
Sharks with human teeth
Don't eat me
Look Son
Don't just wish for a great 2014, make it so.