I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Halloween costume level: Horrifying
Feel old yet?
If you can read the words on this shirt
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Come At Me Bro!
Dog on the couch
Have a seat please
They were supposed to be smiley faces
Dude, I'm so high right now!
The less you have
That awesome moment when you find money you forgot about in your pockets