"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
Hugs of raccoon
Forever alone bed
Pikasaw
This is business
September is like the monday of the year
Converting oxygen
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Me walking into school on Monday