Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
I'm ready for the weekend
We got no water in the pool
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
Stalin in a Mario outfit
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Jack Daniel's Girl
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Hypnotizing
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes