Why are you so fat? It's genetics. Genetic's ice-cream.
New level of friendzone
Haters gonna hate. Eagle.
Satanist with accordion
Find someone whose demons are compatible with yours
Sheldon vs. House
Burgler
If someone hates you for no reason
Grumpy frog
New Xbox for Christmas
F**k you cloud
What if we gave the NSA permission to spy on us