Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend's wife pregnant after 72 attempts
Mom, I'm pregnant again
Narnia
I'm gonna change this card from red to black
Smoking crow
How did work go? Take a guess.
Dad playing with his baby
Same sneakers
Women are what?
Close enough, level: cute
You are a fag. Pusheen the cat.
Easter Island Pez Dispenser