My goal for 2014
One rock short of being rescued
Well, duck
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Friendzone level: infinite
Look twice
You are not my dad
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
After changing to fit into society
Shocked cat just saw you naked