You know what I mean
Grumpy cat loves your stories
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea
U may shut down mi goverment but u cant shut down mi sweg
Checking your phone
Key in the lock
You have been mooned
I got a dig bick
Kim, eat a Snickers
Where'd you learn to drive like that?
Spring finally came real hard on your car
Freddy Krueger toilet. To accelerate the process.