I wish I could sleep
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
New rubik's cube
Johnny and Marissa
SWAG
I choose you
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Troll cat
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Don't do it
USA football team.