Don't lick the chocolate frogs
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Evil raccoon
Homework?! What homework?
Saw costume
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Driver's license
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Sleeping under the sea