Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer
I fell asleep on the trampoline
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
A good wife
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
My ex-wife had a better lawyer
Crocodile pandas
Caramel L Jackson
Beer in a bag
Meme bed sheet
Miley Cyrus and giraffes