What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Hypnotizing
I'm ready for the weekend
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Middle Earth dress
We got no water in the pool
Stupid tampon
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Stalin in a Mario outfit