Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Jack Daniel's Girl
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
I'm ready for the weekend
A bar called Gym
So long, dog
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes