Why are you so fat?
Longterm relationship barbie
Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Orange bike
US Government, you had one f**king job
Stupidity is not a disability
I saw you typing
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.
Sms whales
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
I prefer not to think before speaking