Everybody has a plan
Where's Obama's clock?
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Real ninja turtles
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
My cooking is fabulous
Weapon nail
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Books
Motorbike in the bath