Toilight, breaking wind
Most common lies
Hows your diet doing?
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Pointing is rude
Cars drive drunk
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Sniff sniff bite bite
Nokia, connocting poopie
Squidward swag