Expectation vs. Reality
This planet is a reality TV show
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
Has most advanced suit
Democracy incoming
Parenting
Duckface
Meanwhile in subway
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Floral underwear
When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
Why so Sirius?