Ninja cars
Dear Batman
WTF beaver
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Pimp Vader
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
I don't always like to cuddle
Was a mobile phone before they were cool
Que - Wat?
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
I couldn't sleep last night
Beep beep motherf**kers