Still poor
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
I work at the pet store
I have no idea what I'm doing
In memory of Roger Bucklesby who hated this park and everyone in it
Eating noodles out of beard
If you let your family know you're good with computers
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
Poor Santa
Give him some money
My pen is huge, T-shirt
Really cute story