Get up? Why?
Christmas trick with a truck.
For seal
Moo
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
Changed contacts
I'm sick, tell me a story
I had a throne and a sword, now I have a bus seat and umbrella.
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
Save the freaking frogs
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.