Put this on your coffee table
Years from now, when they are teenagers and hate each other, I'll show them this picture
Oh Gosh, I live with an idiot
Write or
From Dora to Consuela
His eyes say "bedroom"
Fruit ass
Gillete Mach 3 Fusion
I was bitten by a turtle
The weather and the first date
When you refuse to check your bank account
Silly earth