Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
Action movie shooting precision
You scared me
Have you seen this dog?
A smoking cat
Can't you knock?
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step
Angry bird
Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
You look fine
When life gives you lemons