My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Mom, I'm pregnant
Try chicken - go green
The secret of a black man in a "Star Wars: Episode 7 trailer" uncovered.
Sorry. Autocorrect.
Go home bat, you're drunk
Smiling plane
Evil Christmas rabbit
I'm sexy and I know it
Crazy dog
Text a girl "Hey, beautiful"
Hmm, interesting