Things in my house
Darth Vader christmas tree.
The difference between a homeless and a hipster
Wrong Universe
Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism: the Selfie per hour.
Be like
Kiss me like you've never kissed me before
If I wanted to listen an a**hole
The fish and the cigarette butts
Haters gonna hate
Don't worry, we are not hungry yet
Zombie peanuts