I couldn't sleep last night
Ninja cars
What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
You are never too young
Beep beep motherf**kers
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
I don't always like to cuddle
Dear Batman
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
Ice cream doge.
Pimp Vader
Que - Wat?