What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
I'm ready for the weekend
A bar called Gym
Time to think about what I should have said in every conversation I had today
How to tie a tie
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
So long, dog
Jack Daniel's Girl