Moses, the early years
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Little turtle
Stockings and tail
Dog did it
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Real life sniper
Mom, I'm pregnant
Bltch please guy
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
A planet with no evil