The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
iPhone has no flash player
Eat him
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
I'm playing that game
Tomb Raider 2013 and Tomb Raider 1996
Me, friend, McDonald's
Don't make me get my belt
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
The closer you get, the slower I'll go