Middle Earth dress
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
The teacher's dream tool
Stupid tampon
I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
We got no water in the pool
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Hypnotizing
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Yep, it's a p*ssy
Stalin in a Mario outfit
I'm ready for the weekend